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lolz.
If I were a month, I’d be December.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 9:00PM.
If I were a planet, I’d be Pluto.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Dolphin.
If I were a direction, I’d be North.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a bed.
If I were a liquid, I’d be paint.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a Ruby.
If I were a tree, I’d be a maple.
If I were a tool, I’d be a glue gun.
If I were a flower, I’d be a rose.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a sunny day.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a piano.
If I were a color, I’d be rainbow.
If I were an emotion, I’d be passionate.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a tomato.
If I were a sound, I’d be the strum of a guitar.
If I were an element, I’d be fire.
If I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari.
If I were a food, I’d be salsa.
If I were a place, I’d be New York.
If I were a material, I’d be metal.
If I were a taste, I’d be delicious.
If I were a scent, I’d be pink sugar.
If I were an object, I’d be a computer.
If I were a body part, I’d be a head.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smile.
If I were a song, I’d be something confusing.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be converse.
